thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

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@1 week ago with 255453 notes
me:what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system:worry not
school system:mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
@1 week ago with 412180 notes

sharonosbourne:

I have never related to anyone more than I relate to the woman on the left right now

(via epic-humor)

@1 week ago with 83887 notes

comicsansmpreg:

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

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@1 week ago with 365391 notes

darrynek:

what she says: no

what she really means: no

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@1 week ago with 343874 notes

shouldnt:

Different maturity levels masterpost

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@1 week ago with 163753 notes

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@1 week ago with 152694 notes
tyleroakley:

My heart breaks.

tyleroakley:

My heart breaks.

(Source: club-verraco, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

@1 week ago with 124534 notes
meme4u:

#college
@1 week ago with 47252 notes

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